rogues
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Im the space monkey, and I lost my slurpy
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Post by rogues on May 12, 2007 13:58:48 GMT 6
^^ hey thanx !  |
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Post by argruid on May 18, 2007 19:23:35 GMT 6
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Post by vee-en on May 18, 2007 20:22:16 GMT 6
lol....another nice 1.!!
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rogues
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Im the space monkey, and I lost my slurpy
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Post by rogues on May 21, 2007 8:35:40 GMT 6
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Post by HundredProofSam on May 21, 2007 8:41:23 GMT 6
30. I guess this makes me the early bird. LMAO  peace |
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rogues
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Im the space monkey, and I lost my slurpy
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Post by rogues on May 24, 2007 0:39:52 GMT 6
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Post by ameyc on May 24, 2007 0:49:32 GMT 6
Haha ^^ hilarious stuff |
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Post by blaazeofury on May 28, 2007 18:15:45 GMT 6
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Post by vee-en on May 29, 2007 2:19:04 GMT 6
hahah...real nice man..!!
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Post by KC on May 29, 2007 18:58:52 GMT 6
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Post by blaazeofury on Jun 1, 2007 19:03:04 GMT 6
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Post by K' on Jun 1, 2007 19:24:33 GMT 6
^^ HAHAHA |
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Post by HickEnd on Jul 1, 2007 23:15:09 GMT 6
Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife,
crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a
sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a
white robe standing in front of his bed.
"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?...and who
are you?" he asked.
"This is not your bedroom," the man replied,
"I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."
"WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die!
I'm too young," said Tom. "I want you to send me back
immediately". "It's not that easy", said St.Peter.
"You can only return as a dog or a hen. The choice is
your
own."
Tom thought about it for a while, and figured
out that being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably
has a nice and relaxed life. Running around with a
rooster can't be that bad. "I want to return as a
hen," Tom replied. And in the next second, he found
himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered. But
now he felt like his rear end was gonna blow. Then
along came a rooster.
"Hey, you must be the new hen St. Peter told me
about," he said. "How do you like being a hen?"
"Well, OK I guess, but it feels like my a*s is about
to explode."
"Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the
ovulation going on. You need to lay an egg."
"How do I do that?" Tom asked. "Cluck twice, and then
you push all you can." Tom clucked twice and pushed
more than he was good for, and then "plop" an egg was
on the ground.
"Wow" Tom said. "That felt really good!" So he clucked
again and squeezed.
And you better believe that there was yet another egg
on the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his
wife shout:
"Tom, for God's sake! Wake up! You're s***ting all
over the bed!"
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Post by HickEnd on Jul 1, 2007 23:21:10 GMT 6
I recently had time to catch up with a few of the next-gen consoles. They offered to answer a few questions for me.
Cain141: First off thank you all for taking to time to stop by.
Xbox 360: No problem, you were on my way back from Texas so I figured I would stop in. I was out on “Vacation.”
Playstation 3: Don’t you mean a repair stop?
360: Hey, shut it, we know your schedule is oh so busy with waiting all those hours at the store waiting to be bought.
Wii: Whoa, watch it guys. Let’s calm down we don’t want to start a fight. The ERSB might have to give this conversation a T rating.
PS3: Why because that would make it so most of your audience can’t read this?
Wii: Hey, I have the same average age appeal as the rest of you.
360: Of course, the senior citizens and children average out.
Cain: How about we move on? So what’s life like as a console?
360: Awesome man. What more could you want. I sit and play games for a living.
PS3: Oh, I thought you made trips to Texas for a living?
360: Don’t make me beat you.
PS3: Awww is Xbox pmsing again. You better watch out for those hot flashes. We know what they do to you.
360: Shut up, at least I’m not unemployed like you. I have a job.
Wii: Guy’s please calm down, let’s just answer the question. Ok?
PS3 and 360: [collective groan] Shut up Wii.
Wii: Well, gaming is fun enough, but I never realized how violent people can be. These kids were playing me and lost. They then started screaming and broke the TV.
Cain: Um, well let’s move on. How do you all like being famous.
PS3: [jumping up] I love it, the feeling of being wanted everywhere. [360 bursts out laughing]
360: You mean people want you? Like who, we all know I’m the most popular.
Wii: [In calm nonassertive tone] Well, ummm, actually, I’m the most popular currently. I mean, umm, I’m selling the best, so, I think I’m the most popular.
PS3 and 360: [collective groan] Shut up Wii.
PS3: [To Xbox] You know the only reason people buy you is for that Gaylo series.
360: It’s Halo, and there are other reasons.
PS3: Like what?
360: My superior online service.
PS3: You mean that scam where you charge people to play online? Don’t worry; my team of experts is copying that. I’ll have something better soon.
360: Why, I oughta…
Wii: 360 be careful, remember your temperature. You just got out of Texas.
Cain: Well, I think we need to move on…
PS3 and 360: [collective groan] Shut up Cain.
Wii: Hey, be nice.
PS3 and 360: [collective groan] Shut up Wii.
PS3: Xbox we know all real gamers wish they had a PS3. You’re just a cheap imitation.
Wii: Well historically, you’re the imitator Playstation.
PS3: Oh, did the little Wii grow a backbone?
Wii: Um, I’m going to go sit over here [moves to other side of the room]
360: Oh, what makes you special PS3? The lie that you’re 4-D, or the lie that you can jack into the matrix?
PS3: [Mumbling] I thought I got rid of all the evidence of those remarks.
360: What was that?
PS3: At least, I don’t have a failure rate as high as yours?
360: You’re bluffing; no one knows my failure rate.
PS3: True, you’re too scared to release it.
360: Oh yeah, at least I’m not losing my exclusive games.
PS3: Aww shut up already.
360: You!
Cain: Well, I think this has been informational. [under breath] In the sense I know not to invite all of you at the same time. [Normal Voice] I’m sorry but we are out of time. I’d like to thank my guests. [PS3 and 360 can be heard fighting in the back round. Wii takes out an inhaler and starts singing “Why can’t we be friends.”]
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