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SIXAXIS causes impotence? lol. Mar 12, 2007 12:40:48 GMT 6

Post by KC on Mar 12, 2007 12:40:48 GMT 6

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Man Claims Sony PS3 Controller Has Caused His Erection Problems

Osaka, Japan(JT)- Man claims his recent erectile problems are caused by having his Sony PS3 controller in his lap for long periods of time.

Aoi Bailee says he can not get an erection anymore. He says having his controller in his lap in close proximity to his pen1s has left him unable to perform. He thinks the controller is sending out a bluetooth frequency that can cause bodly harm.

He has contacted Sony to find out if he is not the only one having problem from the Ps3 controller but has yet to get a response. Bailee plans on going to the doctor this week to try to get some answers.

He is not looking to make money off Sony. He just wants to “get back to his frisky old self”.

www.funtechtalk.com/man-claimes-sony-ps3-controller-has-caused-his-erection-problems/

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ΨBarnacleBrainBrantΨ God No Place Like Home, No Place Like 360i Posts: 2,524	SIXAXIS causes impotence? lol. Mar 12, 2007 12:43:11 GMT 6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ΨBarnacleBrainBrantΨ on Mar 12, 2007 12:43:11 GMT 6 IMAO!!!! this is so hilarious... <He is not looking to make money off Sony. He just wants to “get back to his frisky old self”.>
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SIXAXIS causes impotence? lol. Mar 12, 2007 13:40:05 GMT 6

Post by HundredProofSam on Mar 12, 2007 13:40:05 GMT 6

krapchap said:

He has contacted Sony to find out if he is not the only one having problem from the Ps3 controller but has yet to get a response.

what does he expect sony to say? "yea dude ur not the only one....but dont tell anyone....this was our masterplan....once your d1ck stops working you'll play the PS3 even more since u wont have anything else to do at home"

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kingofhearts Junior Member Posts: 57	SIXAXIS causes impotence? lol. Mar 12, 2007 21:36:45 GMT 6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kingofhearts on Mar 12, 2007 21:36:45 GMT 6 The controller took his manhood.
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