Post by KC on Feb 19, 2007 13:38:32 GMT 6
gamestooge.com/2007/02/15/top-ten-achievements-that-will-never-be
The groundwork for such great achievements have been laid but developers just haven’t taken the time to bring any of them to fruition. Our stooges have uncovered ten great achievements left on the cutting room floor…
Call of Duty 3: Connection Complete!
Unlock this achievement by connecting to ten consecutive multi-player games without receiving “game session is unavailable.” Worth: 60G
Viva Piñata: No Incest
Unlock this achievement by breeding worms that are not related as brother and sister or as mom and dad. Worth: 20G
Dead or Alive 4: Got Skillz?
Defeat an opponent without mashing buttons. Worth: 10G
Blazing Angels: Victor Over Bordem
Unlock this achievement by playing more than ten minutes without growing tired and bored to tears. Worth: 450G
Oblivion: Francisco Pizarro
Unlock this achievement by killing every person you see when you discover a new area. Worth: 150G
Gears of War: Team Work
Unlock this achievement by “teaming up” with people in your friends list in a ranked match and pummel the enemy. Worth: 30G
Kameo: Deep Blue Master
Unlock this achievement by controlling Deep Blue without looking like a gimp. Worth: 700G
Project Gotham Racing 3: Master Of The Unknown
Perform fifteen really hard manuevers not clearly defined in the manual — with perfection. Worth: 5G
Frogger: Childhood Reborn
Unlock this acheivement by purchasing this game thinking it will help you regrasp your inner child to find out it’s really just…frogger. Worth: 200G
Madden NFL 06: Press ‘A’ Button
Unlock this achievement by pressing the ‘A’ button at any time. Worth: 500G
The groundwork for such great achievements have been laid but developers just haven’t taken the time to bring any of them to fruition. Our stooges have uncovered ten great achievements left on the cutting room floor…
Call of Duty 3: Connection Complete!
Unlock this achievement by connecting to ten consecutive multi-player games without receiving “game session is unavailable.” Worth: 60G
Viva Piñata: No Incest
Unlock this achievement by breeding worms that are not related as brother and sister or as mom and dad. Worth: 20G
Dead or Alive 4: Got Skillz?
Defeat an opponent without mashing buttons. Worth: 10G
Blazing Angels: Victor Over Bordem
Unlock this achievement by playing more than ten minutes without growing tired and bored to tears. Worth: 450G
Oblivion: Francisco Pizarro
Unlock this achievement by killing every person you see when you discover a new area. Worth: 150G
Gears of War: Team Work
Unlock this achievement by “teaming up” with people in your friends list in a ranked match and pummel the enemy. Worth: 30G
Kameo: Deep Blue Master
Unlock this achievement by controlling Deep Blue without looking like a gimp. Worth: 700G
Project Gotham Racing 3: Master Of The Unknown
Perform fifteen really hard manuevers not clearly defined in the manual — with perfection. Worth: 5G
Frogger: Childhood Reborn
Unlock this acheivement by purchasing this game thinking it will help you regrasp your inner child to find out it’s really just…frogger. Worth: 200G
Madden NFL 06: Press ‘A’ Button
Unlock this achievement by pressing the ‘A’ button at any time. Worth: 500G